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Feb 18

Union/NDP Front Group Slaps Harper With Teleportation Con-Artist! (Feat. Operation Maple)

By grenouf in Kevin Annett, NDP, Politics, PressTV

Alfred Webre (left) believes Obama has travelled to Mars…

Have you ever wondered to yourself how deep Canada’s public service unions are willing to sink into depravity in their quest attack Stephen Harper? If so then today is your lucky day- after three years of tracking and reporting on anarcho-syndicalist bedlam, Your Humble Narrator has identified an example so absurdly dark and idiotic it would make Curtis Nixon blush!

Today’s story has it all: a hostile foreign government, falsified mass graves of indigenous children, claims that Barack Obama secretly travelled to Mars, a washed out sitcom superstar, and two con-artists! All of this delicious hilarity is brought to us by Operation Maple- the Union/NDP front group that helped bring us Occupy Toronto!

Feb 14

Rogue Idle No More Co-Founder Nina Wilson Launches A New Initiative

By grenouf in Idle No More, Nina Wilson, Occupy Movement

Nina Wilson, one of the four founders of Idle No More

Nina Wilson is one of the more interesting people who came out of the Idle No More movement. Wilson and the other three founders worked with the Suzuki Foundation to help bring the movement to public attention in late 2012. In 2013 the four founders were recognized by Foreign Policy Magazine on their annual Global Thinkers list. But, despite INM’s initial success, things haven’t been going well for the movement.

INM’s problems have been similar to what happened with Occupy- both had a serious lack of transparency. Wilson has been one of the most outspoken critics of Defenders of The Land, a union-backed group (and privately owned company) that’s been trying to wrestle control of the movement.

Now it appears that Wilson is moving forward and beginning something new…

Feb 04

More Blatant Anti-Semitism From The Occupy/Decolonize Crowd (Feat. Cathy Walker & Nicole Lebrasseur)

By grenouf in Cathy Walker, First Nations, Occupy Toronto, The Indignants, Toronto

Cathy Walker & Davin Ouimet (and their baby) stopping a moving train in sub-zero temperatures

If you were following this site last summer then you’re probably familiar with Davin Ouimet (a.k.a. Davyn Calfchild) and his partner Cathy Walker. The couple received national exposure after being featured on Sun News for their participation in the Occupy Toronto Livestream fundraiser- an event that turned out to be one of the most vile and openly racist broadcasts of year.

Ouimet (who is half native and half Yemeni) is one of the most overtly racist people Your Humble Narrator has crossed paths with in this country- he’s been caught hating on people of colour, Mexicans, Jews, Italians, whites and Chinese. Cathy Walker was beside Ouimet throughout his bursts of racist hate and (outside mimicking Chinese people) she generally came across as a voice of reason- often criticising and telling him to stop.

So, is Cathy Walker genuinely anti-racist, or is she just doing an okay job hiding it?

Feb 02

[Updated] DFATD Grant Used To Honour (Cop-Hating?) Anarchist Fanatic (Feat. Linda Duncan MP & Chelsea Flook)

By grenouf in Uncategorized

NDP MP Linda Duncan with anarchist Chelsea Flook...

NDP MP Linda Duncan with “f##k the police” anarchist Chelsea Flook

Update: This article originally labelled the picture of the person feeding the fire as Chelsea Flook of the Sierra Club. She has written to deny this, apologies for the error. Flook did, however, promote the event. Flook has also mentioned that she has left the Sierra Club as of September 30th, 2013- they really need to fix their process of updating their website. Regardless of this error, Flook has no place as a role model to Canadian youth- it’s an insult to us all that she was.

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Unless you’re employed under the sphere of Foreign Affairs, Trade and Development Canada (DFATD, formerly called CIDA), it’s unlikely your’re aware that this is the first day of International Development Week– a promotional activity the ministry describes as “an opportunity to explore how Canada and Canadians are making a difference around the world!”. This year’s theme is “We are making a difference”; the goal is to showcase international development projects “that made a difference in a developing country or that changed someone’s life for the better”.

For most Canadians, government sanctioned weeks of celebration are a big yawn- or, perhaps an opportunity to get some free swag at a ministry sponsored kiosk. But if you work at an NGO you may see things differently; events like International Development Week offer a opportunity to earn some cold hard cash. In this case, it appears the gravy train flows towards seven regional NGOs.

So, how have the DFATD’s beneficiaries used their grant money to celebrate? The answer may both surprise and disgust you…

Jan 28

Toronto Cop Watch App Writer Was Arrested After Violence At Anti-Police Rally! (Feat. Antonia Zerbisias)

By grenouf in OCAP, Toronto Star

Darren Baptiste (allegedly) smashed this window (Your Humble Narrator watched it happen)

When Toronto Star columnist Antonia Zerbisias heard about the new Cop Watch Toronto iPhone app, it’s likely she giggled with excitement. You see, Antonia is very well connected with the city’s F##k The Police crowd- she writes stories painting them as jailhouse activist heroes and sometimes even uses them as ‘credible’ sources for her (‘credible’) stories. She once went as far as using her position at the Star to try and intimidate Your Humble Narrator on behalf one of the country’s most prominent supporters of violence.

Antonia Zerbisias is quite the (nasty) piece of work.

Zerbisias began her story about the app listing well-known incidents where citizens filmed the police including the G20, and last year’s shooting of Sammy Yatim. Once the reader is buttered-up with some anti police porn she then introduces us to Darren Baptiste- the man who created the app. But there’s something important Antonia’s story didn’t tell us about him…

Antonia Zerbisias, app, Canada, cop-baiter, current-events, Darren Baptiste, G20, iPhone, Miguel Avila-Velarde, OCAP, Ontario, Police, Toronto Cop Watch, Toronto Police Service, toronto star, violence, watch
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Jan 23

[UPDATED] Toronto Cop-Baiter Organizes Warm Bodies For Postal Worker’s Parliament Hill Rally! (Feat. Derek Soberal)

By grenouf in Derrick Soberal, OCAP, Occupy Toronto, Ontario Federation of Labour, Sid Ryan

Derek Soberal (right) losing his cool…

UPDATE: Now it appears that Olivia Chow is going to be introducing a bill in opposition to Canada Post- the last part of the formula. Yep, it’s all about the NDP!

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Derek Soberal is one of Toronto’s most notorious and prolific cop-baiters. Wherever one sees radical left protesters clashing with the police, Soberal is generally front-and-centre at the head of the pack. One blogger labelled Soberal as an asshole with a camera, his escapades are always filmed. He’s known to take these videos and secretly cut parts out- right at the most important moments. Asshole is really too kind of a description for Soberal- the correct term is that he’s a fraud.

So, where do unions go when they want someone to help whip-up an audience of warm bodies for a postal workers rally? Derek Soberal of course. It’s only natural, the Canadian Union of Postal Workers is one of the most militant cop-hating unions in the country. Soberal’s cop-baiting hobby is the perfect match for CUPW…

buses, Cop Baiting, cop-baiter, CUPW, Derrick Soberal, Ottawa, Parliament Hill, Postal Workers, Rally, Sid Ryan, Toronto, Unions
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Jan 23

David Compan Is In A Mental Hospital, And Roseanne Barr Is Part Of The Problem (Feat. Kevin Annett)

By grenouf in Kevin Annett, Roseanne Barr

David Compan: Kevin Annett’s most recent victim…

We don’t know much about David Compan. He’s a man in his 20’s-30’s, light brown complexion, gold earring in his left ear, he’s married to a woman named Pritame Bal, and speaks in a groovy accent similar to the French taunters in Monty Python’s Holy Grail. Like the Frenchmen in the movie, Mr Compan also enjoys taunting Englishmen- only, at a London (UK) hospital, not the wall of a castle, and no sheep or cows were thrown from a catapult.

Yes, it’s time for the latest instalment of this site’s series on the victims of Canadian con-artist extraordinare Kevin Annett. After being thrown off of every Canadian Indian reserve he’s stepped foot on, Annett has now started preying on a new set of victims- the mentally ill. And he has a new sidekick helping him spread his fraudulent stories- none other than Hollywood superstar Roseanne Barr!

Jan 22

Political Violence: Elizabeth May Labels The Council Of Canadians As An Illegitimate Organization!?

By grenouf in Council of Canadians, Elizabeth May

Elizabeth May and Maude Barlow of the Council of Canadians

Green Party of Canada leader Elizabeth May is a strange duck. On the one hand she’s one of Canada’s most outspoken figures against activist violence- consistently insisting that it’s “unproductive” and has a negative impact on the environmental movement. But equally, she so often comes out spouting nonsense in regards to the people committing the violence that one’s left to wonder if she’s intentionally trying to muddy up the waters.

May is an enigma, wrapped-up in ancient forest friendly paper, and artfully tied with hemp twine by the spoiled kids of Saltspring Island millionaire hippies. And now, right when one couldn’t imagine things getting more confusing, May has thrown us another curveball- this time implying that the people enacting activist violence are under the employment of oil companies and the RCMP! But that wasn’t the only shocker- May also appears to have admitted that, due to their support of violence, the Council of Canadians is an illegitimate organization.

But, she still agrees to work with them…

Jan 17

Dear Roseanne Barr: Please Stop Promoting Kevin Annett, He’s A Monster

By grenouf in Kevin Annett, Roseanne Barr

Dear Roseanne,

It’s been over two years since we last spoke during Occupy. I appreciated back then how you helped stand-up against the people who were promoting violence in the movement. Ever since that incident I’ve only had good feelings about you- so, please understand, I come in peace.

Today I learned some deeply disturbing information that you’ve been promoting a man named Kevin Annett- a con-artist who has been abusing Canada’s indigenous communities for many years. I’m writing to warn you about Annett, and to appeal to you to help reverse the damage he’s caused.

Jan 14

Green Party Leader Elizabeth May Invokes Godwin’s Law On Climate Change!

By grenouf in Green Party

Your Humble Narrator filmed the above video on October 15th at a 350.org fundraiser in Toronto. In it, May invokes Godwin’s law by comparing the fight against Hitler’s Germany to the fight against climate change. More interestingly, she next gives us a glimpse of the totalitarian world the Green Party is planning for us- explaining how the state should take drastic war-time action and dictate the business models of Canadian industry.

And here’s another interesting video from a conversation last night…