The Curtis Brick fountain still doesn’t work. I went by there today on my way to a delightful brunch. Guess it wasn’t important during campaigning season. But, at least, it makes a great climbing toy for children! (sarcasm) Whoever wins park’s board tonight is going to get a very firm request very soon…
November 2011 archive
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Nov 19
Strike a Pose Officer Vogue! w/Flower
I had to jump this cop today, his flower was too provoking! So, I interjected in his #SacredCircle with his fellow Law & Fire enforcement officers. Think of the scene from The Commode Story in Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs. Can I take your picture? The flower is the message I’ve been looking for- a member of the 99%! The other’s …
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Nov 19
My (Personal) Demands!
Dear Occupy Vancouver, Below is a list of my personal demands. I expect that each and every one of you adhere to these principles, or you will not be welcome on my side of the sandbox: 1.) Violence, including property destruction, will not be a part of the OV movement, or any OV involved movement. …
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Nov 19
Civil Liberties, Politics, Ninjas & Cream Pies!
Shortly after the Olympics, Vancouver was entertained with a type of event I’ll label ‘Ninja theater’. Two participants of Occupy Vancouver were victims of a vicious cream pie attack by Black Bloc apologists… The attack was intended for David Eby, the head of the BC Civil Liberties Association. He was accompanied by Chris Shaw, UBC Professor, …
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Nov 18
Heart Attack: A tale of Olympian ninjas…
One of the more controversial moments during the Olympics was an incident known inside the ‘professional protester’ circles as “Heart Attack”. You’ve all heard of this incident- a bunch of malcontents wearing ninja costumes smashed the windows of the Hudson Bay Company on Georgia Street. There is something almost poetic about their choice of victim. The …
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